About

My mother named me after Lauren Bacall.  Unfortunately, I am nothing like her.  

My father calls me Josephine.  No one, including him, knows why.

I still buy CDs.  I still keep a personal phone book.  This is mostly because I don’t trust technology, since everything always breaks on me.  I’m horrendously and embarrassingly clumsy, and am secretly a bad speller.  I will, however, correct your grammar and expect you to have learned for next time.  I read as often as I can and am in love with Last Line book marks.  I also obsessively underline, often in ink, which is why I will probably never lend you a book.  Don’t get offended.  I often feel like I have something to say and have no where to say it.  Good thing it’s 2008 and everyone has a blog, huh?